Father's Day

I never have any clue what to get my dad for Father's Day. I can't give him another tie - I know that much. He never reads the books I give him - there's not enough time for that. As far as music and movies, he's hard to shop for, too. So there's the temptation to just give him useful handyman stuff, but really, how "thoughtful" can that be? If we had a bar setup in the basement, this would definitely be the place to go. No such luck, though. As of right now, I have a jar of jalapeno jelly that I got at Taste of Omaha last weekend, and I plan to get one of those hilarious greeting cards that plays a song when you open it, but other than that, I don't know. As the week goes on, maybe I'll get an epiphany. Those are nice.